Columbus and wife

If Columbus had been married, he might never have made the discoveries that made him famous, because he would have had to answer all the following questions before he left home: · Where are you going?
· With whom?
· Why?
· How are you going?
· To discover what?
· Why only you?
· What do I do when you are not here?
· Can I come with you?
· When will you be back?
· Dinner ghar par hi khaoge?
· Mere liye kya laoge?
· You deliberately made this plan without me, didn’t you?
· You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...
· Answer me – why? · I want to go to my mother’s house.
· I want you to drop me there.
· I don’t want to come back – ever!
· What do you mean, OK?
· Why aren’t you stopping me?
· I don’t understand what this whole ‘discovery’ thing is about.
· You always do things like this.
· Last time you also did the same thing!
· Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.
· I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered!