Saturday, October 18, 2008

Driving Crazy

A wife was making breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenlyher husband bursts into the kitchen."Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cookingtoo many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need morebutter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're goingto STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to mewhen you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Usethe salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You thinkI don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels likewhen I'm driving."