Notices in English for tourists in Gujarat

In an Ahmedabad Hotel:Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. In a Surat hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat :
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Baroda hotel elevator:Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Jamnagar :Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat CollegeYou are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad: Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Bhavnagar hotel:Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In a Anand laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

In a heritage hotel at Junagadh:Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch : Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist:Specialist in women and other diseases In a Bharuch hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.